- Anti Joke

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

womans having rights.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying