- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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