- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

You idiot.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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