the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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ert

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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jibby jobby

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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