What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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ure mama's so fat

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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