- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Poop.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

[Set up] [No punch line]

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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