- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Equal rights!

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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