- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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