- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Anthony sucks

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

womans having rights.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn