- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Anthony sucks

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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