- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Your mom is so old she died

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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