- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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