- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Go away still nothing to see

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Grace Ackerson

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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