- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

A seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Uh... What was emulating again?

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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