- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Charlie Sheen is winning

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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