A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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