When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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