Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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