So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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