- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Christianity.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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