- Anti Joke

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A Mormon walks into a bar

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.