What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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