- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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