- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Ready for something funny? nothing

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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