- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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