- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont they make black forks

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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