A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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I C U P White stuff

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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