- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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