- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*