- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Knock Knock Who did that?

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