why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

identical jokes get different votes.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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