some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Charlie Sheen is winning

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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