- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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