Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Badabing.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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