- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

field day?

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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