- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

think twice or at least think

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

[Set up] [No punch line]

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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