- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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