- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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