- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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