- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Homonyms should be band.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

joke under this line wins _________________________

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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