what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Kevin and Ramin

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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