- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

A fish swims up your penis...

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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