- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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poopy is poopy

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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