Sir, your wife is dead

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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A bar walks into a man

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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You idiot.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Haha, I get it..

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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