what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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Anti Joke

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