What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

this website even though its hilarious.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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