Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Title IX

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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