- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

ask me if im a door yes

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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