- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Long joke Your such a downey

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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