So these two girls have a cup .

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

why did you poop because you are a poop

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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