The New York Giants

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

why did sally drown cause she was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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