- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What long black and tasty? Licorice

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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