- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

ask me if im a door yes

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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