Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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