- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

A fish swims up your penis...

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

WNBA

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

get in the car.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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