Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Neil Lewis

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What's one plus one? two.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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