What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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