- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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