what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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