- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

ask me if im a door yes

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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