- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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