A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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baskets

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Major League Soccer

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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