Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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