the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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call me maybe.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

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