- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother just died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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