- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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