He who laughs last gathers no moss.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...