- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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