- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What is your bill about? Clinton

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Blake wilkeys hair style

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

No soap radio

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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