- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

ask me if im a door yes

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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