What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

hola said the chinese man

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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