- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

ure mama's so fat

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

13 =B you just learned something

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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