My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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1+1=2

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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poopy is poopy

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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