What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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