- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

The FCC

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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