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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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