How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

13 =B you just learned something

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

ure mama's so fat

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Sloths

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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