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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

What's city is in New York New York City

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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