- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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