- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Sloths

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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