Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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AIDS

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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my mind's eye?

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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