- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Kevin and Ramin

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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