How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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