why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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watch me nae nae

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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