You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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can you touch your toes? no

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THE GAME

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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