- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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