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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What is a jew in space? Dead

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep