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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A black man walks out of a police station

What is black and looks like a person A black person

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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