- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

13 =B you just learned something

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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