- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

If you have a stroke, call 000

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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