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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Did you know? . You already know!

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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