How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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No soup for you!

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Anti Joke

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