- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Knock knock.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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