Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Ready for something funny? nothing

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What is funnier than 24 69

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

how much fish could a chicken

Gus's mom

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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