- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

justin beiber sucks

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