- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Firgen and the blung brigade

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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