- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why? Why Not?

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

women's rights

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.