Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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the midget went to the midget store

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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