- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What do I hate? people

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

im saul and i love cock

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

12/23/2012

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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