What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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I have a horse.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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