What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Michael Brown

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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