- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Good afternoon.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

You know whats funny Aids

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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