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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Horse with a chair on his head.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Men

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Obama

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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