What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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