- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

whats brown and booky a book.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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