what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

whats brown and booky a book.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

what's black and can't swim?

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

u know whats a crime? rape

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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