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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

European on my shoes, buddy.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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