- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

The Qur'an

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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