How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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