- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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