- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Boner

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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